I caught this guy slamming my girlfriend last week. I'm still pissed about it but there's nothing I can do, she loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with awesome trade deals in her purse. During sex she'd scream to give her my 20€ worth of games, but I'm only 2 inches and 20€ is way too much for what I'm giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and was dealing trades with the other. I tried to fight him but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude's a stone cold pimp and I can't do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. +Rep to this guy!
+Rep. Excellent trader: fast, fair, friendly and reliable. Thanks for the smooth trade!
+rep, easy trade, my Table Top Racing World Tour for their Blood Bowl Legendary Edition