I have 60+ keys and i want to buy some games!


Now read carefully what i wrote below:

  • I will only pay 40% below the historically lowest russian sale price, because that's how bad-ass i am!!

  • I will call out everybody who tries to make a little profit by adding 1 key to the price he paid himself during sale!!

  • I will make a list of people who can't read, because it's cool to make fun of the guys i am asking for offers!!

  • I will constantly make posts like "are you stupid?!" or "you can't read?!" to every offer i don't like!! uhm, and maybe even to the offers i like. because that's how the modern trader should behave these days!

  • I will only consider games i don't already have, of course. so if you offer anything i already have, i will go crazy and probably hurt your feelings! Instead please always check my whole library and read the whole thread (in case i just bought something but not yet activated it). i mean, it would be stupid if i just ignored or denied offers of games i already own. instead it makes much more sense if you invest several minutes to check before! makes sense, right?

  • I will eventually close this thread without having bought anything, because you just won't meet my expectations anyway!


If you agree to all this, please post your offers below. Thank you very much! ;)

1 decade ago*

Im selling off these games:

  • Shoot Many Robots - 2 keys

  • Terraria - 1.5 keys

  • Ace of Spades - 1.5 Keys

  • Sid Meier's Civilization IV x2 - 2 tf2 keys

  • 5x Just Cause 2 DLC (Bull's Eye Assault Rifle, Rico's Signature Gun DLC, Monster Truck DLC, Chevalier Classic, Black Market Boom Pack DLC ) - 2 keys for all 5

I can read, I just don't always care and I did't check to see if you have them because Im that lazy :p

1 decade ago
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then you are just as lazy as i am! ^^

1 decade ago
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Bioshock RU - 2 keys

1 decade ago
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nty

1 decade ago
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I have the Deus Ex Collection. Includes Deus Ex, Invisible War, and the Augmented Edition of Human Revolution with all DLC including Missing Link. I'll trade it for 4 keys or 2-3 with something I'm interested in. I don't know how cheap this was on the Russian store. But steamsales.rhekua.com says this has been around 12-15 bucks at 75% off. -40% of $12 and you get $7.2. I value keys at $1.8 and below, so 4 times $1.8 is $7.2. There you go, make me weep or we can effectuate a trade. Thanks!

1 decade ago
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Don't starve 4 keys?
2xTrine 2:Complete Story 3keys?

1 decade ago
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dont starve 3 keys?

1 decade ago
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Trine 2 keys?

1 decade ago
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Just Cause for 20 keys or a preorder of Payday 2 or XCom Declassified.

1 decade ago
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sure, sounds like a great deal! ^^

1 decade ago
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Accepted. No take backs or negative rep. And I demand a foot massage post-trade.

1 decade ago
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Galactic Civilizations Complete Pack - 4 keys; Forge - 1 key

1 decade ago
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just cause 1 key?

1 decade ago
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what about 40% of 27 cents? ^^

1 decade ago
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Call of Duty Black Ops II Digital Deluxe Edition - 22 key

1 decade ago
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too expensive, it was on sale -50% recently...

1 decade ago
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  1. " it was ... "

  2. expensive? , 22 key, it's cheap, regular price 25-30 keys.

  3. RU/CIS region LOCK. My gift ROW.

  4. 50% ?????? Or of all the same 25 %.

In any case, 22 key, this cheap.

1 decade ago
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sorry, but they sell the ROW version everywhere for 19...

1 decade ago
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Sry. 19 key for ..... Digital Deluxe Edition? Basic version 19 key.

1 decade ago
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oh, you're right, sorry.

1 decade ago
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))). 55 key for all gift ----> Call of Duty Black Ops 2 Digital Deluxe + Assassins Creed 3 + Tom Clancy's Ghost ReconĀ® Complete Pack + Natural Selection 2 + Half-Life Complete + Alice: Madness Returns + Euro Truck Simulator 2 + Deadlight + Fallout 3: GoTY

1 decade ago
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the only game that interests me there is super hexagon key. 2 ref for it?

1 decade ago
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How much is ref worth?

1 decade ago
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1 key is about 5.66 ref

1 decade ago
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Metro last light - 9 keys

1 decade ago
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sorry, already have it

1 decade ago
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Total war ROME II: 18 keys

Payday 2: 9 keys

1 decade ago
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nty

1 decade ago
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this for Rome 2 + 1 key?

1 decade ago
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not interested in any game offers, keys only
sorry

1 decade ago
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Chilarvy for 3 keys ?

1 decade ago
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nty

1 decade ago
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Counter Strike Complete = 4 Keys or Two Pack = 7 Keys

Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 = 4 Keys

Dirt Showdown = 4 Keys

Left 4 Dead Bundle = 4 Keys or Two Pack = 7 Keys

Killing Floor Bundle 2013 = 4 Keys or Two Pack = 7 Keys

Deus Ex Collection = 4 Keys

Binary Domain + 2x DLC = 4 Keys

Walking Dead = 4 Keys

Infestation: Survivor Stories = 4 Keys or Two Pack = 7 Keys

Batman AC GOTY = 4 Keys

Max Payne 3 Rockstar Pass = 3 Keys or Two Pack = 5 Keys

System Shock 2 = 3 Keys

Dead Island Goty = 3 Keys

1 decade ago
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have most of these games, not interested in the rest. but thanks for offer.

btw, did you read what i wrote in the top? this was indented to be a ironic fun thread, but i got so many serious offers already... xD

1 decade ago
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i cant read english :-) Sale is over !!!

1 decade ago
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well, this thread is only a joke! it's ironic. and no one reads it. so funny. :D

1 decade ago
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I don't want to trade anything with you but will you have my babies?

1 decade ago
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how many keys are you willing to pay for this "service"? ^^

1 decade ago
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Well none, the idea is you have sex with me and then when I have six kids. I then sue you for back child support...

1 decade ago
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sounds like fun to me. deal! ^^

1 decade ago
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For example: Dead Island Riptide was 19.99$...

I trade Dead Island Riptide gift for 7 keys

1 decade ago
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already have it, sorry

1 decade ago
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Rome: Total War for 2 keys?

1 decade ago
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well, thats really expensive, sorry ^^

1 decade ago
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Cubemen 2 and Starvoid - 3 keys?

1 decade ago
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already have cubemen 2, not interested in starvoid :)

1 decade ago
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Serious Sam 2 - 1 key

Death Rally - 1 key

The Binding of Isaac - 1 key

Binding of Isaac: Wrath of the Lamb - 1 key

Just Cause - 1 key

Rome: Total War Gold Edition - 1 key

Terraria - 2 keys

Amnesia - 2 keys

Dungeon Defenders - 2 keys

Garry's Mod - 2 keys

Half-Life 2 - 2 keys

Syberia Bundle - 2 keys

Bastion - 2 keys

Alan Wake - 2 keys

Magicka - 2 keys

The Showdown Effect - 2 keys

Bioshock - 3 keys

Bioshock 2 - 3 keys

Counter-Strike: Source - 3 keys

Deus Ex: Human Revolution - 3 keys

Serious Sam 3: BFE - 3 keys

Sid Meier's Civilization V - 3 keys

Castle Crashers - 3 keys

Trine 2: Complete Story - 3 keys

Killing Floor - 3 keys

Torchlight II - 4 keys

Counter-Strike: Source + Garry's Mod - 4 keys

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive - 4 keys

Infestation: Survivor Stories - 4 keys

GTA IV - 4 keys

Chivalry - 4 keys

PAYDAY The Heist - 4 keys

Euro Truck Simulator 2 - 4 keys

The Witcher 2 - 4 keys

Left 4 Dead 2 - 4 keys

Dead Island GoTY - 4 keys

Scribblenauts Unlimited - 4 keys

Flatout Complete Pack - 4 keys

Saints Row: The Third - The Full Package - 5 keys

Killing Floor Bundle - 5 keys

Alice: Madness Returns - 5 keys

Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed - 5 keys

Mafia II - 5 keys

Half-Life Complete - 6 keys

Mass Effect Collection - 7 keys

1 decade ago
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way overpriced, as always. HL Complete for 6 keys? man, i sell that for 4, actually. don't be so greedy. i will never buy something from you if you keep your prices. you are trying to get 100% profit. thats just ridiculous. others are satisfied with 20-30%...

1 decade ago
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Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl (2 keys)
Stalker: Clear Sky (3 keys or 2 keys + cards)

1 decade ago
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i live in germany, i can get it cheaper directly from steam right now. ;)

1 decade ago
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ok, free bump :)

1 decade ago
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thx :)

1 decade ago
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2 keys Tiberian Twilight

2 keys Red Alert 3

And ofc i didnt read your wall of text. Too much foreign words for me :)

1 decade ago
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then you are missing all the irony! xD

btw, thanks for the offer, but i already have these games. :)

1 decade ago
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Np, free bumpsty. :)

1 decade ago
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PayDay 2 | CCE for 9 | 14 keys?

1 decade ago
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i would do 8 for standard version

1 decade ago
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no tnx

1 decade ago
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Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 (Origin key) for 3 TF2 keys

1 decade ago
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they sell red alert 3 steam version for 2 keys max...

1 decade ago
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saw nothing, sorry :)

1 decade ago
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Dragon Age Origins for 2 keys. Zeno Clash + Delve Deeper + DLC for 1 key.

1 decade ago
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good prices, but i already have DAO, not interested in zeno clash, sorry.

1 decade ago
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CS Complete for 6 Keys?

1 decade ago
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wow, thats really expensive, sorry :D

1 decade ago
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what about 5?

1 decade ago
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i sell it myself for 4. maybe you want to buy a copy from me that you can sell for 6 then? ^^

1 decade ago
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how many keys for Rising Storm DELUXE EDITION gift?

1 decade ago
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not interested in that game, sorry

1 decade ago
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Buy my Zeno Clash steam gift for your friend, it's just 1 Key! :)

1 decade ago
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no thanks ^^

1 decade ago
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Skullgirls for 4 keys.

1 decade ago
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thanks for trade

1 decade ago
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sorry for writing here, but if you have one more please tell me

1 decade ago
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Worms Revolution or Civilization 4 for 2 keys?

1 decade ago
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no thanks

1 decade ago
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Bastion (Gift) for 2 keys

1 decade ago
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no thanks

1 decade ago
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would you be interested in the fallout new vegas lonesome road DLC?

1 decade ago
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no sorry

1 decade ago
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Interested in Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition?
2keys

1 decade ago
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already have it

1 decade ago
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Portal 2 - 3 keys?

1 decade ago
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already have it

1 decade ago
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postal 2 gift + hacker evolution duality for 3 keys?

1 decade ago
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already have postal 2

1 decade ago
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oh, well fuck. HED key for 1 key ?

1 decade ago
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as it turns out, i also already own hacker evolution (really didnt remember that), so no thanks xD

and btw, i can get bundle games way cheaper... ;)

1 decade ago
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Alice Madness Returns - 3 keys

Tropico 4 Collector`s Bundle - 3 keys

Both for 5 keys

1 decade ago
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added

1 decade ago
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thanks for trade :)

1 decade ago
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^^ thank you mate

1 decade ago
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hey, i think i am not agree to all this, thats why i post my offer: FORTIX 1 super legendary mega steam ultimate edition for.... lets me think.... let me think better........ just for your 100 golder KEYS hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa I just cant stand away, what a bullshit you write at the top, i must look that you have? if you really want something write your price then people will be easier to make a trade, other way listen to all offers. I think all want to do a little profit, or you want that all give you their all games for 1 key. And the last one what i dont understand, how you make 280 with such extreme conditions "modern trader"? Please write me an answer and if you want then i can delete this, or if you want create another topic. P.S I calculate you dont have enough keys in the inventory for my fortix!

1 decade ago
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man, this is only a fun thread. it's ironical/sarcastic/whatever! it was originally only a joke. and then all these guys posted their offers. now i treat it as a normal thread. but at first it was only a fun thread. ^^

but thank you very much for reading. most people don't read it at all. xD

Of course i don't really demand all this crazy shit i wrote up there. I wanted to make fun of all the thread where people say "sale is over, but i want only sale prices bla bla bla!!!".

thank you very much for reading and for your critisism. i hope you understand now, what my intention was. and please do NOT delete your post. :)

1 decade ago
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ahhhhh ok then, sorry, i dont understand a joke, maybe just a hard day, so now i thing you not a bad-ass)) and good luck with your trades

1 decade ago
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haha ^^ thank you, u2. :)

1 decade ago
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Ahahah this little reply train is gold!

1 decade ago
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Recettear : 2,5 Keys.
Quake IV: 3 Keys.
Just cause: 1 Key.
Doom 3 BFG Edition: 3 Keys.
Fallout: NV Ultimate Edition: 3 keys.
Fallout 3 GOTY: 3 keys.
Feel free to add me :p

1 decade ago
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no thanks. i can give you 1 ref for just cause though.

1 decade ago
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sorry too low but thanks.

1 decade ago
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Too low? Lower your standards, before that game was thirty cents nobody wanted it. Now every trader and their mother has it and surprise, nobody still wants it.

1 decade ago
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Crusader Kings 2 for 5 keys

1 decade ago
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no thanks

1 decade ago
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Torchlight 2 + Just Cause for 3 keys

1 decade ago
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no thanks. i can offer 1 ref for JC, if you're interested.

1 decade ago
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Rising Storm for 2 keys + 4 refs

1 decade ago
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no thanks

1 decade ago
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I'll take that ref for Just Cause.

And I lol'ed so hard with this thread that I fell off my chair!

1 decade ago
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thanks for the game and thanks for actually reading what i wrote. :D

1 decade ago
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Hey Final Fantasy VII you don't have interested?

1 decade ago
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not interested, sorry

1 decade ago
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Fortix 1 for 20 keys?

1 decade ago
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only, if it's the Legendary Edition. ;)

1 decade ago
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it's not .. sorry , free bump

1 decade ago
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did he really offered 1$ game for 20 keys? O:

1 decade ago
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ofc, is it weird?

1 decade ago
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20 keys is around 38$

1 decade ago
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ofc, i was joking :P

1 decade ago
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How much you offer for Left 4 Dead 2 or Just Cause 2?

1 decade ago
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2.5 for L4D2. not interested in JC2. :)

1 decade ago
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2 keys for Forge?

1 decade ago
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no sorry, that game is worth 1 key max (and i dont even want it). :)

1 decade ago
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[H] Mercenary Kings [W] 5 TF2 keys

1 decade ago
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no thanks

1 decade ago
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great Topic mate ;)

you are Bernard L. Madoff , aren't you in real life ? rofl

1 decade ago
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how did you know?! xD

and thanks, btw :)

1 decade ago
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G-Mod, STALKER: SoC, and Zeno Clash for 4 keys.
EDIT: You already have Zeno Clash. So G-Mod + Stalker for 3 keys?

1 decade ago
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i could do 2.5 for gmod and stalker.

1 decade ago
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thanks for trade

1 decade ago
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Selling Saints Row III FP (gift) for TF2 keys, hit me up!

1 decade ago
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not interested in that game. and you forgot the price anyway :D

1 decade ago
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Selling Saints Row III FP (gift) for TF2 keys, hit me up!

1 decade ago
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still not interested ;)

1 decade ago
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Closed 1 decade ago.
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