Could you give me a Surgeon Simulator coupon? Because I want to become a surgeon! :D
I could...but, how admirable, and a noble career, cutting and slicing people, must be quite fun...
Yes indeed! I hope this profesional, ultra-realistic simulator will help me with my study and save thousands of life!
Btw: Your strawberry Yoghurt short was hilarious, here, have my soul and a new subscriber! XD
And your cosplay of Dr. Freeman is one of the best (if not the best) I've ever seen on le interwebs! :0
u seem like a really nice person :) tell you what, I will put you on hold, since I have already promised it to someone before you asked, if that someone does not contact me in a few days, it will be all yours. :)
I'll take Evoland. Added
EDIT: Lol, ignore me, i understood that was a giveaway but it isn't...i dunno what offer for this :P
:)) all giveaways have conditions, my conditions i have mentioned, if you are just going to come here and just take stuff like that :P well, I have a surprise for you...use the rest of the comments as references
Good day sir.I hope I am not bothering you or something but i would like to ask if there is a chance to receive either the Shogun coupon or the Surgeon Simulator. It is rare to see such people as you but this gives hope to us all... Thank you for the chance, and may you have a beautiful life.
Sincerely,
Stogi.
Thank you very much.
It's my own, I combined a top-hat with a tribal image around 10 years ago and did a little touch-ups to get this. This is the logo I use on my business cards when I perform magic shows around my city.
Btw, Can I add you? You seem cool to chat with :p
sure thing, u seem awesome too (self made logo and magician, what can i expect more :P) :) I would have never though coupons could bring together so many people :)
If you don't give me your Duke Nukem coupon you'll make Isaac cry. Again. And again. Seriously tho, I would really appreciate it if you could gift it to me, it's been a while since I've last played it (I have it on my Sega Saturn :D As a kid those police pigs scared the shit out of me)
:) So we reached the point where people threaten me for my coupons, I guess this is a new achievement. Well, I kinda made Isaac cry for more than 200 times, more than 100h, I think I will keep doing that for a while, until i will get that last achievement. Really nostalgic what you are saying, even if you started histrionic, i might gift it, but u kinda had to respect one of those standards i mentioned :P
May I please have a 66% off coupon any game coupon? Also, do you happen to know if the 66% off any game coupon works with bundles?
Hmmm, I don't think i have a coupon that gives you a discount of 66% for "any game coupon"...so a coupon for a coupon, if that is what you are asking. If you want to see on what it works, just click on it to see games that apply to it.
"Engrish" on my part XD I was rushing. Basically, I meant to ask if the 66% off coupon works on bundles, but I do not believe that it does.
well, as I said, you can see it in the inventory and see for what it fits, the whole list. if in the list are bundles as well, in that case that can only mean it will probably work on that as well.
Um... Well... Turns out my friend actually prefers the Galactic Civilization II Ultimate 66% off coupon better then the Solar Empire one XD If I get any extra coupons, I'll throw'em your way.
Just for the record, coupons don't work together with other promotions. I'd assume that would include bundles :)
Then again... they do say that when you assume you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' so... feel free to prove me wrong ;)
Good day, kind sir.
If it is still possible, I would like to have a coupon wherein I can avail a 66% discount off any game.
Thank you very much, and have a nice day!
Dear amiable gentleman,
Thou hast vexed me with thy request in a most pleasant way. Possibilities are endless and are only limited by the man's mind and restrained by the society.
A good day to you as well.
Salutations, Master Stevencojo
I would like to thank thee for taking a gander upon thy request for such coupon of discountability. Acquiring such coupon would mean the penultimate achievement of a man's desires and dreams. Should you decide to give the coupon to me or not, my respect for you shall stay in high regard and will never falter.
Much thanks,
Mark.
- You are welcome.
- what is the ultimate one?
- well, apparently, in either way, I win respect, which means profit, thank you :)
My ultimate desire right now is to be able to move on from my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me three months ago. I can't get her off my mind, but I'm afraid to break the no-contact rule as I'm afraid of getting hurt again.
:) well, imo, the good thing is that at least you had a girlfriend before having an X, not many can brag about that...but about feelings and such, since I am quite an emphatic person, I can say I understand you and support you.
Is that top one in fact for 66% off any game? If so I would be grateful for it please.
I think it is. The answer for that you can find out by clicking in my inventory. Now you can be grateful because you got the knowledge that you requested about the quality of the coupon.
I would not inflict slings and arrows upon thee, but if thou would'st be so kind to a mere fishmonger like mineself, t'would be most appreciated.
Thine words are like daggers to my heart... I beseech thee, gift me thine coupon and you shall be rewarded with mine pound of flesh (I'm running out of Shakespeare now)
How much flesh are you willing to offer? (well, it was a nice Shakespearean discussion, I will have to give you that)
You may take but a pound. Should any more be taken or should you draw blood in it's taking, you will be put to death. (Twas indeed. You are a man of infinite jest)
Many thanks :) As long as I have coupons to giveaway, this will go on for a while...remember to return here whenever you will need to smile :)
Good Day to you Sir/Madam!
I do hope the day finds you exceptionally well! I'm contacting you to ask if perchance you would awfully mind parting with one of your lovely 66% off any game coupons and bestowing it onto myself. In doing so I would be able to proceed in purchasing myself a copy of that fine game Dishonored which will offer many hours of entertainment what what!
Thank you for your time!
Tally ho old chum!
(Don't have much to offer except my gratitude and a gift copy of Your Doodles are Bugged)
Jolly good show, excuse my lack of formalism, but I shall be really blunt here about a few points.
I admire your formal way of addressing, I wonder if it is only on this special occasion or that is your honest nature.
I can assure you from the start (even if I am aware that that is the standard start for a letter of request) that I am not a Madam, even if I probably act like one most of the time, my birth name suggests that I will need to surpass legal changes of my name and also many plastic surgeries to reach the point where I will be an actual Madam. It is even my own person in the avatar picture, not wearing any madam clothes...this time.
Pretty much the day, as well as the night, both find me in a quite well state, thank you for your hopes and dreams on this matter.
Maybe not awfully mind, but probably mildly mind, it depends on some factors.
I admire your ambitious plans, but apparently you are the type of person for whom books will offer many hours of entertainment as well.
May the force be with you, gov'nor.
My apologies for implying one such as yourself could perhaps be female, I only addressed you in such a way because one can never be too sure on this internet dodad! It was merely to avoid offense but perhaps that is what I caused.
As for the formality of my addressing it is due to my honest nature and English upbringing, manners cost nothing and should be used at all possible times.
I am pleased to find that the day and night find you well and I applicate your swift reply, if you excuse me I will be returning to my books!
No worries, no offense, but I was certain I have scattered enough information about my true nature, visible to the naked eye for anyone to see, for the simplest effort of a minimum research upon myself.
I cannot agree less, manners and politeness lack in a great measure nowadays from this god forsaken world and only bring shimmers of light where it is needed. I am not of English heritage, as you can probably notice from my accent and my obvious mistakes, not briton, mostly latin you could say, so I am trying to maintain high levels of formality all the time, despite my non-english origin.
Books are filled with knowledge and knowledge is power, stay safe. :)
Hello, good sir! :) I just wonder if I could get a coupon for Omerta - City of Gangsters? Hope you have a nice day!
i see you have a "66% OFF FROM ANY GAMES" coupon, if you are willing to give it to me i am willing to give you the best game ever called holy avatar vs maidens of the undead (i did not at all buy the bundlestars bundle and realise that i didn't want that game, mainly because it's a desura key ^^)
thankyou kindly
You have an excellent eyesight. Best game indeed :) . Well at least the title suggest that (and if you write between the brackets it will give me an extra reason to convince me).
you are welcome kindly :)
if you need even more convincing this is the code OA*-***---***** (well part of it anyway, im not going to let all the nasty ninja's grab it =]). now you have part of the code i bet you just cant wait to try it out ^^.
it worked earliar... anyway just google pygmy hedgehog. actually while you are at it google pygmy hippo as well =]
So let me get this right.. you are giving these coupons away? Like free giveaway stuff..?
If that is so..
Well then good sir, I wold really appreciate a 66%OFF FROM ANY GAMES Coupon :)
And thank you for your kindness!
Well, we could chat and I could charm you. Or maybe you would like to view my inventory to see what your good heart desires? Either way, I am intrigued my good sir.
Hi Steven, I would really appreciate it if I could have one of your great coupons, that's if you still have any left after you gave so many :). You're doing a really great thing here, making a lot of players happy, don't ever stop ;)
^,.,^
Thank you Mr Vlad Tepes, you are too kind, I constantly buy new coupons from other people to give them away here, I will see what I can do for you.
Could i have a 66% or a 25% for any game? we could trade for an extra trine 2 coupon 50% off i have.
Quite admirable is a man with so much to offer, to just give it away with no more than a simple hello! Alas I am saddened by the coupons I did desire hast been taken but anyway free bump to you good sir! But that 25% percent of steam is tempting to say the least it shall lower the price of DLC as well, if so I shall take advantage of ones generosity and in return leave warm regard upon thou's comment page in a positive nature. In the event that such a coupon is taken I would like to think thee for such an opportunity.
May I please have a Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion 50% off coupon? This is for my friend, not myself.
I honestly would have helped you with ur noble cause, but i am afraid i am out of stock.
Well... It looks like my friend actually took an interest in my Galactic Civilization II Ultimate Edition 66% off coupon compared to the Sins of a Solar Empire Rebellion 50% off. I was going to give you it after receiving Solar Empire, but it seems my friend will get it most likely XD If I find some spare coupons, I might return and give you one or two.
hello very kind person, would you be nice enough to hand over a trine 2 coupon? much love in advance!
hello to you as well, kind Skull Avatar, everything sounded quite nice, well, until when you used the expression hand over...for a moment there I thought it was a stick up :) .
Hello Mr. Cojo. I'm thinking about asking you for your -66% coupon for all steam games, but I haven't got many interesting things in my inventory, apart from cards and maybe old TF2 crates, but still, I'll ask: can I have it?
it is ok, cards are interesting to me, because so far they were one of my main sources of coupons for all of you guys and actually buying them for you. I had a few 66 off coupons that I was lucky that I got, but already gave them away. All I have atm is the 25 off and the rest mentioned. If you are still interested, you can add me and we can discuss.
Dear Dr. Steven Freeman Cojo, you said you would keep hold on Surgeon Simulator for me. So my question is, do you still have it? :3
EDIT: And Bump, because awesomeness.
The guy that I was expecting should be giving me the final answer today for my last surgeon simulator coupon, I will see his verdict and than tell you asap what is to be happen with it.
Cheers! But I wanted to add you (not only for the coupon but also you're a cool guy), but somehow I get a error everytime?
yes, I saw you adding me, but when I wanted to click it, it vanished, quite unusual. and about the coupon the guy came, really sorry, but probably i will restock soon.
yep, and as I promised, I got you a coupon, I had to spend a little bit, but it is ok, you deserve it for all of your long waiting
I could have sworn you have added me and we talked, but apparently you are not in my list of friends anymore :( that really saddens me...
Want some SS3: BFE 75% off coupon for your giveaway? i'll give it to you just add me)
wow, another generous person, how nice of you, sure I will add you and mention your good name here.
how noble of you, another good friend, I like these kind of people, that are not selfish and kind, sorry again that by lack of attention i didn't answer you in good time, I was distracted by other chores. :)
I feel this is relevant to this thread (mostly since 2 of the codes are for the game anyway), you can get Defense Grid for free now on facebook here http://logt.ly/6039kR93
thanks, a few minutes ago I already redeemed mine :) I will post it up there for ppl to see :)
Thanks. I've made a separate thread for this too so more people will see it as people are trying to scam with this.
Aw... Well I hope everyone got it that wanted it. Thanks for the heads up. I shall close the tread now then. It's not a scam if it's no longer free right? Thanks for getting the word out too.
sure, well, it can be still a sort of scam, if someone exploited multiple fb accounts and got more keys
Hello again Mr. Cojo. I don't have the cards anymore, but maybe you would like to trade for Dawn of Fantasy & Defense Grid coupons?
Can I get the sniper elite version 2 coupon and fallen enchantress coupon please. I will give you TF2 items.
Requesting: 66% OFF Fallen Enchantress and 50% OFF Towns...
Offering my 25% OFF Anodyne + 25% OFF Little Inferno for uh...25% OFF Surgeon Simulator 2013, 66% OFF Galactic Civilizations II: Ultimate Edition.
Let me know either way. Thanks.
Requesting: Politeness and Mutual Respect
Offering: Love and Friendship
and despite being so cold and strict(I am not a machine or a slave so that you should speak to me like that :P), I still don't understand a thing :)), such a bad organization, so you asked for 2 coupons offer 2 coupons and ask for another 2 :)) 3 of those 4 having a +50 off discount for ur 2 of a quarter discount...I guess you didn't even read the part of the thread where I said one per person or maybe two for a good offer or maybe other ...I am not a big trader or anything, but apparently 2 of coupons of 25% are more valuable than 4 of 50%+. Congrats...
I am mainly trying here to do charity, and any donation is welcomed, not trying to make any sort of profit :P
Stevencojo... clearly you do not know the awesomeness that is Fallen Enchantress. Despite the coupon not working on it's much-better-and-including-everything-from-the-original standalone expansion Fallen Heroes. It's cheaper too. Anyways, clearly you do not properly value such an excellent game!
Add to that the coupon for Anodyne - a game you could've gotten for a single dollar during their partnership with piratebay - and little inferno - a game featured in the fantastic humble indie bundle 8 - and surely you must properly acknowledge kzwen's very interesting offer!
Or just make him read the thread =)
hmm...point being anodyne is not longer a buck and when i got my coupon, inferno wasn't in a bundle. My luck! But yes, if you wanna place a value on coupons then indeed mine is a totally horrible offer >.> I agree wholeheartedly. The main reason I actually posted at all was cos this thread seems like a charity thread. Thus in my post. Also explained below. :)
np. I am actually not valuing coupons at all but it seems like you do and it's fair. Everyone has their own opinions. I have zero use for my coupons and you can have them if you wish.
As for my request, "I will give you a coupon (or two, if case) if you are a really nice person", I was hoping you think I am a nice person...heh
and as for my offer, "or have a nice offer", thus my offer - which I did not value as stated above.
again, I did not mean to offend anyone :) as I said, I was a bit confused by your way of expressing yourself, besides it was rigid and cold, so really hard to name it nice :P (u can see other comments, being much more familial, friendly). Truth be told, there are no actual values on the coupons, only the ones ppl give them. I really appreciate the fact that you have returned and such, you can add me and I can give you a coupon if you want :) as I did with many more before you. And if you want to donate the coupons (like many others did to for me) or sell them to me, it is ur choice :) I mainly prefer not to let them expire without being used, taking into consideration their short lifespan. Again, sorry if I did say something wrong or offending while speaking my mind :). I only hope I have made myself understood one way or another.
I actually am not offended in any way at all (do I sound offended? this is why text is never the best way. You can't see the emotions). I do find your reply somewhat amusing because I have never been called cold and rigid before! I thought that was the best way of being clear and I usually leave the friendly stuff in 'face2face' chats. But after you said so, I read my post again...now it does sound very robot like. My apologies for that :) I guess after numerous trades, the friendly bit when you type kinda wears off? :p
Could you use less words? :)) I don't know how should I interpret what you said :P
may i get dawn of fantasy coupon please; i can give arma 3 alpha lite gift if you want
O_O ¿uuu man could you please give me the Duke Nukem 3D coupon? I will be very grateful! :)
Me personally I either craft them from trading cards (new beta), either get them from games that I already own, either buy them from people that respected the first 2 points i mentioned.
Does 50% OFF Duke Nukem 3D 50% Off work on this? http://store.steampowered.com/app/225140/?snr=1_7_15__13
If so I'd love to take one. Thanks either way =]
Megaton's the only Duke Nukem 3D I see in the Steam store so yes, the coupon should work.
And small hint: steven's a bit of the jester. If you talk about 'taking them' he'll just start talking nonsense. Hilarious nonsense :) Read the thread for examples. So try rephrasing your question ;)
excuse him, just likes butting in, need to add that what ever I am talking it is not nonsense...it might be irony, it might be sarcasm, but under no circumstance nonsense...I like correcting people, understanding people, seeing the good in them and even putting that to the test. I appreciate the fact that you call it hilarious, not rly the part with the nonsense, you could at least call it divagation or abstraction, but not nonsense, thank you and sry if i was a bit brutal here :)
When someone posts something that you find... let's say, insufficiently amusing or intriguing... you tend to start talking around them. Start spinning empty words. It's fun to read since you're essentially toying with them and their expectations but... it's nonsense. It's not some mad nonsense like 'the moon's a bird' kinda nonsense, it's the 'you don't expect a real reply here, right?' kind of nonsense.
Don't take me wrong, I mean this kindly... but it's similar to that chatlog I sent you (last sunday if I recall correctly?) where I referred to you as 'kinda weird'. These things are said, or at least meant, in the best possible manner. And just like back then... it may not sound flattering but it's still undeniably true :)
PS: yes, I do like butting in. Besides, you told me to read the thread again/some more ;)
:) sure, np :P glad that you pass by, really like your description, curse these words that can be so easily interpreted and curse my mood today, really bipolar, I must say. Thank you again for the kind words and being so kind and tolerant...despite being a flipping ninja cough jk, jk :). Oh, and about that girl, I really have to tell you some of the stuff she told me :P one of them was a confirmation of what you already told me about being handsome :P. I must apologize again that as I said, acted really bipolar today, and was maybe a bit jumpy to ur interventions. I will not let that happen again :)
Pff, be jumpy all you want. A good banter like this is worth it :)
I told you that girl had the hots for you! Then again... certain now she was female or simply hoping she was...?
good point...good point, not to mention she was asking me for paypal at a certain moment
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