I have...

I have 3 kidneys, freshly taken.Ready for transplant. I also have 3 slaves, 2 male you can use for hard work and 1 female to cook and clean. IF you want you can tell em to make a baby, so you can sell it on the black market, and make some extra cash. IMPORTANT-YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR PLANE TICKETS FOR THE SLAVES!!!!!
ALSO IMPORTANT- IF YOU ARE VERY MEAN WITH THEM THEY MAY TRY TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!KEEP THEM LOCKED IN A CAGE FOR EXTRA SECURITY!!!!

I want...

GTA V ROW GIFT.

9 years ago

Gun Monkeys for female slave?

9 years ago
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I will pay triple what GreyRetz is paying.

3x Gun Monkeys.

9 years ago
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i can offer you a kidney for it. Also if you need any other working human organ, feel free to ask for price.

9 years ago
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I think we will need proof concerning the condition of the "goods" of course.

9 years ago
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i have spend months trying to destroy every kind of invormation about these ppl.
They are currently not existant on documents :(

9 years ago
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By any chance you have left testicle laying around somewhere? I'd give you 19 TF2 keys for it. Or if you interested in swapping bodyparts I'd offer you a right pinky toe for it. I can throw in a left male nipple to sweeten the deal.

9 years ago
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I dont have it yet, but there is a homeless guy on my street and i think it can be done. May i ask what happened to your testicle?

9 years ago
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Well, it's a short and an incredibly interesting story but equally embarrassing so I'd rather not talk about it.
If you really have to know it involves an emu and a very angry farmer (the owner) but I leave the rest to your imagination.
Let me know if you manage to get your hands on that lefty, with one testy it doesn't dangle the way it used to.

9 years ago
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Someone give this man a medal xD

9 years ago
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Or a left nut :)

9 years ago
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Hilarous post, thanks for making me laugh ahahahha,

9 years ago
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I can do this if we split the plane ticket costs and I'll refund you after their baby is sold

9 years ago
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this is no problem, i will send them with economy delivery on the post, hope they dont die.
REMEMBER- IF GOODS DELIVERED DEAD,YOU STILL PAY ME. :)

9 years ago
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Interested in slaves.
cage included?

9 years ago
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