I like this one:
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A REALIST sees a freight train.
The TRAIN OPERATOR sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
But I don't need the game, just posting...
What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees
Unfortunatley i've heard, but first time i heard i think i lol'd. I must have a sick mind
If u have watched Spider-man u will get that joke ;)
-Parker, you know my favorite brand of rice ?
-No, what ?
-Uncle Ben's
:D
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
why no rep in such givaways? Sounds fishy, maybe trying to claim the giveaway winner's account from valve support after they've activated the codes? Please Explain.
Because recently a kind soul named PhoenixWright started giving away keys and i was lucky enough to receive one, i have been inspired to do the same.
I will give away a copy of thomas was alone, heres the rules...
First person to make me lol, be it a joke, a link to an image etc will get this. This way it is fairer than first come first serve and that person who refreshes every 2 seconds jumps on it ;)
One entry per person (please don't use a second profile)
DO NOT GIVE ME REP IF YOU GET IT
(OPTIONAL) Because i have done this after being gifted a game, wouldn't it be cool if everyone who got this then went on to do a giveaway? No matter how small, why don't you join the chain?
GAME IS NOW CLOSED - THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED
CONGRATULATIONS noname12