Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... I just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in."OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
thief gets caught .
police - why steal things everytime?
thief - prison is the only place to get free food:)
Oh god...I tried the code, just on the off-chance that it might work, I seriously didn't think I'd get it, but I did. Now I feel terrible since I didn't even post a joke. :( I might try and make up for it by posting another key. Sorry guys. By the way, the key was Painkiller: Black Edition. Thanks for the key, ManiacAngel.
Your jokes were funny i couldn't decide so i gave it away to the fastest
Who is fast enough gets it!!! INLPZ-XHKQD-H20HG