In a former life, I was once a teaching assistant for creative writing. Now I work a desk job a tech company, which I love, but at the same time offers me no opportunity to really grade and admire fine writing.

Here's the deal: I'll give 5 Dota 2 invites for the best four page paper I get from here. Hell, I might even pick two winners.

Four pages, double spaced. English only. No plagiarism. Don't bother trying to increase the margins or periods, cause I want you to copy and paste it here. Tell me a story. Make me have no choice but to give you the game as a reward for understanding and writing basic English.

A few topic ideas:

  1. What would I do if I had DOTA 2?
  2. Compare and contrast the item economy of DOTA 2 and Team Fortress 2.
  3. What are your predictions for the item economy of DOTA 2 when reviewing Team Fortress 2? (Hint: the rarity and price of items going up!)
  4. An analytic look as to why games and items depreciate in value as soon as they leave the official markets. (Hint: Why do items cost less when trading with people as opposed to the store?)

Happy writing!

1 decade ago*

i hope you realize that someone will actually do this...

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I'm counting on it! I really want to see someone write an essay to get some games. Everyone wins.

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do I win?

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i think yes

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add me if u want

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Disgusting. You'd have to pay me to get me to take Dota 2 off your hands.

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No pressure, this is just a fun way of getting rid of my Dota 2 copies while reading some decent writing.

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If you give more prizes, i'll actually do it =)

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If only I were rich enough to do something like that.

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the funniest part about this is...i might actually do that...except i dont want the game for myself and have my english exam to study for lol

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Write the paper and turn it in as extra credit. I've done that for my students before.

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If I tell you I love you could you give me a copy xD?

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If you could do it in a four page essay...

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'Shall we go?'

'Where?'

'Anywhere?'

'We can't.'

'Why not?'

'We're waiting.'

'Waiting?'

'Waiting for Brain124'

'Oh.'

'What will Brain124 do?'

'He will give us his Dota2 keys.'

'Oh.'

'Come on, let's go.'

'Yea alright.'

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