I want to trade my Two Worlds II for The Witcher 2. It is on sale for $15 at Amazon.
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"But wait!" you may very well be currently exclaiming, "That is $15 for a $40 game, while the midweek madness is only $10 for a $40 game! How is this better? Does this guy eat poop for breakfast or what!"
Well, my faithless friends, I will tell you how this is better. First, and most importantly, daily deals and the like are de-valued for weeks after! You'll be struggling to trade that fancy CitiesXL of yours for a killing floor!
Next, nobody gives a fuck about Cities XL. That game sucks my hairy asshole. And only when I let it. Even before the deal, you'd be lucky to get a $30 game out of it. On the other hand, everyone wants Two Worlds II. You want to play Two Worlds II, even if you don't know it yet. That shit is fun.
Hell, you might be able to get 5 Skyrims and a blowjob for it. And ladies, you could probably have a bunch of famous scientists grow a penis in a lab and surgically attach it to your wrist so that you can know what all the fuss is about, and you can even give blowjobs to yourself whenever you want! Think about it, endless blowjobs! If you're feeling self conscious, I'll even throw in a penis wrist guard so that you won't have to worry about flashing people every time you make a layup.
Anyways, here is a link for those of you who think that your dead grandmother lies better than me:
I want to trade my Two Worlds II for The Witcher 2. It is on sale for $15 at Amazon.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"But wait!" you may very well be currently exclaiming, "That is $15 for a $40 game, while the midweek madness is only $10 for a $40 game! How is this better? Does this guy eat poop for breakfast or what!"
Well, my faithless friends, I will tell you how this is better. First, and most importantly, daily deals and the like are de-valued for weeks after! You'll be struggling to trade that fancy CitiesXL of yours for a killing floor!
Next, nobody gives a fuck about Cities XL. That game sucks my hairy asshole. And only when I let it. Even before the deal, you'd be lucky to get a $30 game out of it. On the other hand, everyone wants Two Worlds II. You want to play Two Worlds II, even if you don't know it yet. That shit is fun.
Hell, you might be able to get 5 Skyrims and a blowjob for it. And ladies, you could probably have a bunch of famous scientists grow a penis in a lab and surgically attach it to your wrist so that you can know what all the fuss is about, and you can even give blowjobs to yourself whenever you want! Think about it, endless blowjobs! If you're feeling self conscious, I'll even throw in a penis wrist guard so that you won't have to worry about flashing people every time you make a layup.
Anyways, here is a link for those of you who think that your dead grandmother lies better than me:
http://www.amazon.com/Witcher-Assassins-Kings-Digital-Premium/dp/B0051BH6FK/ref=br_lf_m_1000208101_1_1_ttl?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&pf_rd_p=1347082282&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_i=1000208101&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1V7DWP60XZTZT8CNPM4B
Also, she probably does. She's dead. That's all those people do.