got some Enclave keys laying around doing nothing and staring back at me in a weird manner from a text file
1 card for 1 key
the game from which the card is or the value doesn't matter, I don't care if it's 10 cents or 8 or 5, just add me on steam, start a trade, put a card in the bowl, get your key and have a merry sexy time* with it. You can also offer me a trade without adding me (link removed). Oh, wait, nvm, you still need to add me so I can message you the key.
CARD BACK WARRANTY if not satisfied*!
*The key does not really offer any sexual services, cook you a meal every morning or wash your clothes, or just about anything else real life related. You still gotta do those things yourself. The key may make you feel attached to it, though. But don't, you'll only end up suffering from steam key withdrawal syndrome afterwards :(
got some Enclave keys laying around doing nothing and staring back at me in a weird manner from a text file
the game from which the card is or the value doesn't matter, I don't care if it's 10 cents or 8 or 5, just add me on steam, start a trade, put a card in the bowl, get your key and have a merry sexy time* with it. You can also offer me a trade without adding me (link removed). Oh, wait, nvm, you still need to add me so I can message you the key.
*The key does not really offer any sexual services, cook you a meal every morning or wash your clothes, or just about anything else real life related. You still gotta do those things yourself. The key may make you feel attached to it, though. But don't, you'll only end up suffering from steam key withdrawal syndrome afterwards :(