7 years ago*

Always love doing this:
Undertale is an Indie RPG game that was popular... 2 YEARS AGO.
Here is everything that happens because i'm a f**ing dck:

  • You fight flowey, he "teaches" you the basics of the underground before attempting to murder you.
  • Goat Mom smothers you with love through the ruins until you fight her at the exit of the ruins. you'll never re-enter the ruins until asgore is defeated.
  • You get jumped by sans. He's a skeleton. He's got a brother, Papyrus, who JUST SO HAPPENS to be looking for a human (you). Sans makes you stand behind a conveniently placed lampshade.
  • A bit later on, you fight papyrus. the results vary if you suck seed or not.
  • You then go into waterfall (bum do bum do bum do bum do... (Repeat constantly or listen to temmie village theme constantly))
  • Super ripped fish girl starts hunting you down until you reach hotlands. When you enter there, she collapses. You can be a giant arsehole and poor all the water infront of her eyes until she dies or save her by pouring it on her head. Oh, and you can get sans to stack hot dogs on your head for noooo f***ing reason.
  • SUPAH LATER ON, you enter the core and fight mettaton/mettaton neo/mettaton ex.
  • After defeating him, you go to the kings palace.
  • When you read a boring story about some kid dying and asgore becoming a super pissed murderer looking for revenge, you fight asgore himself (rip u).
  • Flowey kills him at the last moment and force-crashes your game.
  • Undertale becomes Floweytale. Your SAVE file is replaced by flowey's in what he calls "my world" with a time of 9999:99 gameplay. After you talk to him and he destroys your save. you fight... WELL GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FIRST PLAYTHROUGH!!!!!!!!
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