[expired]- Zoth-Ommog's ripoff AUCTION: Killing Floor -

Sooooo, I have a copy of

• Killing Floor

that I neither want nor need, but I'm too stingy to give it away on steamgifts.
Therefore, I have decided to do an auction. I'll try to do this old school, so you'll feel right at home.

The rules are as follows:

• The auction runs for 1 hour, no less, no more. Unless I get a really great offer, then it might be shorter. If I get no offer I like in 1 hour, I'll extend the auction by 5 minutes. Or 10. Once or twice. Maybe more. Basically, the auction will run for as long as I darn well please, but at least until my greed is satisfied.
• Tradeable games only. No keys. No TF2 stuff. No F2p. No Betas. Of course, you'll ignore this and offer it anyway, and I'll in turn ignore you. Or flame you. Or accept the offer, if it satisfies my greed.
• To determine what the highest offer is, I shall use the US Steam store prices. Or trade value. Or what The Voices(tm) tell me. Or what I read once on the internets. Doesn't really matter anyhow, because let's face it, I'll only get crummy offers anyway, so when the auction ends, the winning bid will come from some anonymous guy via PM, or from one of my cronies winkwink. But you'll probably don't get to know that anyway, because I probably can't be bothered to to announce the name of the winner anyway.
• After the end of the auction, I will contact the winner via Steam. Or just delete this thread and later claim the winner blocked me or something. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

So, let the lowballing begin !!1!

TL;DR: Read it anyway, you lazy slob ಠ_ಠ