[H]Humble Bundle Keys: Origin & Deep Silver [W] Offers, TF2 items/weapons

I have KEYS - THE KEYS LISTED - I do not have gift URLs, I have not stated I have gift URLS - I have STEAM CLIENT GAME KEYS & ORIGIN CLIENT GAME KEYS:

Have Steam Keys for:

Metro 2033, Risen, and Sacred Citadel Steam Key - this key contains all 3 games.
Dead Space Steam Key
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition Steam Key
Mirror's Edge Steam Key

Have Origin Keys for all Before Average HiB: (the following keys are for the Origin Game Client)
Dead Space Origin Key
Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box Origin Key
Crysis 2 Maximum Edition Origin Key
Dead Space 3 Origin Key
Medal of Honor Origin Key
Mirror's Edge Origin Key

Want offers - Post here - Do not random add. No SERIOUSLY, Reply here, do not randomly add me demanding gift URLS...

Interested in:

Tf2 Keys
Steam Games
Strange TF2 Weapons

I Do NOT WANT: Cards, Coupons, NON-Steam Items