[H] Uplay account with Assassin's Creed 3,Origin account with BF3,Crysis 3[Origin] [W] Offers

[H].
Uplay account with Assassin's Creed.
Origin account with BF3.
Crysis 3[Origin].
Humble Indie Bundle 4.
Serious Sam BFE 3 85% sale coupon for another steam coupon.
[W].
Portal 1,2.
Offers.